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  1. gingervette is offline Corvette = Win
     
    Location: Kentucky, USA
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    Default 1000 things we learned from Test Drive Unlimited

    Oh yes, 1000! Lets see what people have learned from our beloved game! And lets see just how long it takes for us to get 1000!
    Here are some rules or "advisories"

    1. Abide by regular forum rules
    2. Please stay on topic
    3. "Skim' through things that have already been posted as to keep
    repeats to a minimum, we want 1000, not 999 or below.

    Here We go, I will start

    1. People in Hawaii cannot drive
    2. Somehow, all Koenigseggs ever produced ended up in Hawaii
    3. Waikiki Strip is over-populated
    4. Cars do not need gasoline in Hawaii
    5. Everyone in Hawaii is super-rich
    6. The Stig's is not a person, he's a Duck

    Lets go from there
    Last edited by gingervette; 30/10/08 at 20:27 PM.
    U mad bro?


  2. Mb
    Mb is offline The Photographer
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    7: Americans on Hawaii can't drive.
    8: Gravity on Hawaii is different.
    9: No people on Hawaii.
    10: It has more 250 GTO's on it then there we're ever produced.

    It doesn't matter how much horsepower your car has, it's about the smile on your face when you drive it.

  3. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    11: Is full of 10 year olds ramming people with S7s.
    12: Features a car where the interior is the black hole (default car).
    13: Is full of european models.
    14: Doesn't quite grasp the concept of licence plates.
    15: Is full of drivers who can't make their minds up which lane they want to stay in.
    16: Is full of police officers too embarassed (for some reason) to keep the Saab badge on their police cars.
    17: Has more Enzos than we've ever produced.
    18: Puts a dozen silencers on Skyline GT-Rs (for some reason).
    19: Puts like 5psi turbos on Skyline GT-Rs.
    20: All characters are "cool guys".
    21: Is full of guys with mysterious packages featuring things that the legality of are most probably questionable.

  4. SLRRR is offline Ace
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    20 The womens on Hawaii always smile at you
    21 Cops on Hawaii are always womens
    22 There are more Gallardo's on Hawaii then anywhere else
    23 It doesn't rain in Hawaii



  5. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
    Location: Scotland, UK
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    24. Many exotic car owners don't mind handing their keys over to their prized and expensive ride for delivery.
    25. While test driving a car the saleswoman doesn't mind you thrashing the living nuts out the car or going 200mph+ but look at her too long even when parked and she gets angry.
    26. The birds in TDU are not of this dimension and travel through dimensions and land by the looks of it.
    I'm a bit mental.

  6. zo6dude is offline Like My Tail Lights?
     
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    27: you won't find any pedestrains
    28: you can offroad and climb mountains in exotic cars
    29: there are only a few different stores around the island
    30: Pilots prefer square wheels over circles for their planes
    Last edited by zo6dude; 30/10/08 at 19:04 PM.

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  7. ExplosiveGoats is offline Car Aficianado
     
    Location: New York
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    31. Planes are not solid
    32. They would let you test drive an Enzo for free
    33, There is no night in Hawaii
    34. There is no rain in Hawaii
    35. Runways are made of dirt


  8. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
    Location: Scotland, UK
    Posts: 20,381

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    37. Your local paint shop can paint your exterior and customise your interior in mere seconds.
    I'm a bit mental.

  9. SLRRR is offline Ace
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    38 Planes are flying around Hawaii but they never leave Hawaii



    btw

    I'm sorry to say but i see that we have some things twice:

    - no pedestrians
    - no night
    - no rain
    Last edited by SLRRR; 30/10/08 at 19:33 PM.



  10. Fridge Magnet Rabbit is offline Manchester Racer Kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by redvette77 »
    4. Night is fictional in Hawaii

    Lets go from there
    Quote Originally Posted by SLRRR »
    23 It doesn't rain in Hawaii
    Quote Originally Posted by RH12234 »
    33, There is no night in Hawaii
    34. There is no rain in Hawaii
    and what happened to the no repeats? because RH has managed to repeat the rain and night things >.>
    anyway, heres mine

    39.That people only have three facial expressions smile, no expression and success
    40.There are no BMW's, Saab's, Suburu's, Mitsubishi's, Datsun's, Land Rover/Ranger Rover's, Daihatsu's, Honda's, Hyundai's and Kia's in Hawaii
    41.You can accelerate faster with a G25 then a Saitek R660 GT even though the G25 has a clutch and the Saitek doesn't O_o
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    TDU2: Paltala
    TDU2 Forums: Paltala
    Recurring Theme much? :P

  11. SLRRR is offline Ace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortimer »
    and what happened to the no repeats? because RH has managed to repeat the rain and night things >.>
    anyway, heres mine

    39.That people only have three facial expressions smile, no expression and success
    40.There are no BMW's, Saab's, Suburu's, Mitsubishi's, Datsun's, Land Rover/Ranger Rover's, Daihatsu's, Honda's, Hyundai's and Kia's in Hawaii
    41.You can accelerate faster with a G25 then a Saitek R660 GT even though the G25 has a clutch and the Saitek doesn't O_o

    There should be repeated things, because redvette wanted to have 1000 (different) things that we have learned from TDU



  12. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Repeats will happen, though usually not in the first page. lol
    I'm a bit mental.

  13. maroonstigjlr is offline British car lover!
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    Posts: 78

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    42. You can pick how your cars handle
    43. Crashing doesn't kill you here.
    44. Planes don't even stop when they land, the just take off again.

  14. SLRRR is offline Ace
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diablo »
    Repeats will happen, though usually not in the first page. lol

    yep but in the first page



  15. gingervette is offline Corvette = Win
     
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    45. There are birds underwater in Hawaii
    46. McLaren secretly prodecued extra F1 LMs for Hawaii buyers only
    47. I cannot get that dang song from in your map or house out of my head
    48. Pontiac Solstices can do 248mph in Hawaii
    49. There is s blackhole demensions if you drift too far off of Ohau's shores
    50. All Koenigseggs in Hawaii sound like vaccuum cleaners
    51. Hawaii has the only Pontiac dealerships that you can buy a 2004 GTO with a 2005-2006 GTO engine in it. Or vice versa.
    52. The roads in Hawaii are in seriously need of fresh blacktop
    53. A Bugatti Veyron would be considered a slow car in Hawaii
    54. There are Utility trucks in Hawaii but not a single b8t of constuction going on
    55. Roads disappear from under your car sometimes in Hawaii
    56. Magical skidmarks float in the sky
    57. Not matter how hard you hit your brakes, you still "burn rubber"
    58. BMWs are fictional
    U mad bro?

  16. me™ is offline *turbo whistle*
     
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    59. There are only a handful of different types of house available to buy in Oahu.



  17. Shy Guy is offline Car Aficianado
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    60. Holden and Lexus cars are like UFO's in Oahu
    61. Some shops look like eachother, such as the Ford and Japanese imports, all the Chrysler companies look the same, and the GM ones.
    62. In Oahu, a special kind of Skyline is made which has the steering wheel on the left
    63. There are magical E portals in Oahu
    64. Ferrari Dino's can go up to 225 MPH
    65. All cars have infinite MPG
    66. Some cars are clearly in the dealer, but you can't buy em
    67. Oahu sell road-illegal cars(Skyline)
    68. The police who gives you the ticket is always the same person
    69. Certain people at car dealers have twins at other car dealers
    Last edited by Shy Guy; 30/10/08 at 20:55 PM.

  18. BobbyV is offline insomniac
     
    Location: Belgrade
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    70. There's only one TV channel in Hawaii
    71. After u park the car in front of ur house, the car will go to garage by itself
    72. It's quite normal if ur bumper fall off or ur head light brake in a middle of the (bumpy) road
    73. U can easily change ur face every time u walk into the closet
    74. If u have no money to pay the fines, u will go to jail but u can keep all ur priceless cars when u come out

  19. gingervette is offline Corvette = Win
     
    Location: Kentucky, USA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy Guy »
    66. Some cars are clearly in the dealer, but you can't buy em
    yes you can
    U mad bro?

  20. maroonstigjlr is offline British car lover!
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    Posts: 78

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    75. Many people in Hawaii own the same house.


 
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