Topic:

The FIA

Page 1 of 2 12 Last
Results 1 to 20 of 21

  1. Marc_CRX is offline Tail End Out!!
    Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
    Posts: 658

    #1

    Default The FIA

    Let the comments commence :P

    Got a Ferrari?

    Not quite good enough at driving?

    Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

    Then you need:

    Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


    This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

    Anti overtaking assurance
    Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

    Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits
    Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

    Guaranteed world championship?
    Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

    A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
    Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

    Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
    At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for Ferrari drivers

    Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
    It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in from of you

    A bit bored? Want some extra action?
    With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

    Not sure when you might need us next?
    Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

    Bonus offer!

    * Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *


    Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

    THE
    ORIGINAL DRIFTER


  2. t.
    t. is offline Retired
     
    Location: Southside, UK
    Posts: 5,564

    #2

    Default

    Lol I like. *Forwards to work colleges*

    flickr
    Quote Originally Posted by DreadMetis »
    Then I woke up in France...

  3. MaDaSp7 is offline 1993 - 2003
    Location: London, UK
    Posts: 140

    #3

    Default

    Superb, LOL.

    I could think of other backronyms for FIA but can't post them here.
    "Risk it for the biscuit, as my dad says" - Lewis Hamilton

    "If you make a car too adjustable people fiddle with it and most drivers haven't got a clue what they're doing" - Gordon Murray

  4. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
    Location: UK
    Posts: 2,983

    #4

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by tWm. »
    Lol I like. *Forwards to work colleges*
    *ahem* colleagues. Colleges are the educational establishments you go to when you've finished school

  5. t.
    t. is offline Retired
     
    Location: Southside, UK
    Posts: 5,564

    #5

    Default

    Colleges being the educational establishment I clearly should have spent more time in!

    flickr
    Quote Originally Posted by DreadMetis »
    Then I woke up in France...

  6. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
    Location: Norfolk, UK
    Posts: 6,310

    #6

    Default

    You forgot one! xD


    A bit bored, feel like a coffee? Simply park on the inside of a tight corner, we'll dish you up a brew and allow you to block everyone's fastest qualification laps.
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.

  7. Sensei is offline ~PurePwnage~
    Location: Norfolk, UK
    Posts: 296

    #7

    Default

    WOO! Down with Ferrari Scum. Still not forgiven Schumacher for swerving into Villeneuve last race of 1997, the retard can't drive. Hated Schumacher and Ferrari ever since.

    Nice find.
    [[ Method In The Madness ]]



  8. macd79 is offline Chuck Norris
    Location: Glasgow, Scotland.
    Posts: 531

    #8

    Default

    i love the

    * Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *

    bit

    E8400 @ 4.34GHz | HD4870 @ 790/4400 | Corsair XMS2 4GB | Asus P5Q-E | Corsair 750W PSU | Antec 1200 | WD 320 SE16 | G25 | G15 | G9x |

  9. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
    Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
    Posts: 3,278

    #9

    Default

    Haha classic and very true.
    -----
    [imglink]http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r289/pherelas/SigCustom.jpg[/imglink]
    . . . . . . Why is it always a wrong number, what if there in the wrong house? . . . . . . .

  10. Tundra is offline Rusted Banger
    Location: Madrid
    Posts: 56

    #10

    Default

    You forgot this one:



    Call 1-800-CRANE to re-join a race after stopping at gravel. You have the right, not that Toro Rosso and others cars.
    [SIGPIC]http://forum.tdu-central.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1265&dateline=1206012403[/SIGPIC]

  11. CarboyZR1 is offline Asian
    Location: USA! USA! USA!
    Posts: 1,902

    #11

    Default

    @ Iced Bullet

    Lol Schumacher was halarious lol.

  12. HavockJoker is offline PGR4 Master
    Location: New Jersey, USA
    Posts: 1,532

    #12

    Default

    This is genius.




  13. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
    Location: Scotland, UK
    Posts: 20,376

    #13

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Tundra »
    You forgot this one:

    Call 1-800-CRANE to re-join a race after stopping at gravel. You have the right, not that Toro Rosso and others cars.
    You forgot he kept the engine running and did you forget that a certain M Schumacher had the same kind of marshall assistance back in 2003 at the same track?
    I'm a bit mental.

  14. Tundra is offline Rusted Banger
    Location: Madrid
    Posts: 56

    #14

    Default

    This action, after that day, is illegal. In China, he tried.
    FIA, as always, going one day late. First is the bad action, then FIA reaction.
    [SIGPIC]http://forum.tdu-central.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1265&dateline=1206012403[/SIGPIC]

  15. Car Freak is offline loves dirt too
    Location: Singapore
    Posts: 3,066

    #15

    Default

    Brilliant! +rep!

    But you forgot another one:

    Scared you'll run out of steam before the championship race is over?
    No worries! Just whine a bit and we'll make your team-mate hand the race victory over to you!

    (Austria, 2002)


    Quote Originally Posted by Jon
    You're impossible, Mark
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark
    Impossible is nothing. Therefore I am nothing...

  16. Tundra is offline Rusted Banger
    Location: Madrid
    Posts: 56

    #16

    Default

    I think (read in forums, I mean ) that after this action Kimi-Alonso Monza 2005, FIA disapproved overtaking in the next corner, after cut a chicane. With 33 laps remain, Kimi overtaked Alonso in main straight, but can't avoid first chicane. Alonso regains position, and in the second chicane, Kimi overtaked the Renault.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL96XQLytG4

    It begins in 1:07.
    [SIGPIC]http://forum.tdu-central.com/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=1265&dateline=1206012403[/SIGPIC]

  17. HavockJoker is offline PGR4 Master
    Location: New Jersey, USA
    Posts: 1,532

    #17

    Default

    FIA needs to be indicted.




  18. AdamFraser is offline Airtime
    Location: Ayr, Scotland
    Posts: 181

    #18

    Default

    And now a new Scalextric kit has just been released.


  19. KoenigseggBG is offline Made in 1994
     
    Location: Varna, Bulgaria
    Posts: 6,759

    #19

    Default

    That`s cool. +rep and a big LOL

  20. Sponge is offline Spongify
     
    Location: Liverpool, England
    Posts: 3,564

    #20

    Default

    Got a true one here, but i'm posting it as a link as there's swearing (NSFW!)

    http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5...ionairedv6.jpg

    SOOAG - Smug Owner of a G27
    Winner POTW: Week 28, 53

    Proud Owner Of TDU's FIRST Manual Shift Gallardo
    Flickr
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ


 
Page 1 of 2 12 Last

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

about us

  • turboduck is a community that is dedicated to driving and racing games of all types on all platforms. Whether it's ticking off the miles/kilometres while exploring an open world, crashing and exploding everything in an insane balls-to-the-wall arcade racer, or nailing down every apex and trimming off every tenth possible in authentic sim-racing. It's all up for discussion as we enjoy the virtual cars, bikes, and everything else that these games offer. So join us, jump into the discussions, and don't think too much about why a 'duck' is our mascot. ;)
turboduck twitter turboduck facebook turboduck youtube turboduck twitter turboduck rss