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  1. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    Default Jeremy Clarkson: RS4 no longer cool

    In tonight's episode of TG, the RS4 has been labelled a car for cocks. *ahem*
    With the return of the cool wall the M3 moved up the rankings and even Aston have suffered the curse of the cock owners.



  2. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
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    Damn I forgot about TG.

    Supose I'll wait for iPlayer to upload it
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.

  3. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    haha you two are cocks!

  4. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
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    Place your bets on how long you recon it'll be before they post .....
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.

  5. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    It's true though, I mean come on MCW owns one. lol
    I'm a bit mental.

  6. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iced_Bullet »
    Place your bets on how long you recon it'll be before they post .....
    I say a few mins because on of em has gone to get a glass of vodka to drink away his cocknosity

  7. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    By the way, the way "cocks" is being used in this discussion means it is not against the rules, just to make that clear.
    I'm a bit mental.

  8. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    Don't forget that MCW has an Aston too. So his cocknicity levels are nearly off the scale. Also Baldred's Q7 makes his level a bit higher imo...


  9. Baldy is offline Wibble Wobble
      
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    I'm deeply offended at being called a cock. But seriously. I'm a cock, and i'm proud to be. They were cool until MCW turned up.
    Another insightful post by Baldy!!

    "Life is like a slush puppy, the longer you leave things the more they melt"


  10. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by baldred »
    I'm deeply offended at being called a cock. But seriously. I'm a cock, and i'm proud to be. They were cool until MCW turned up.
    haha, he is an ubercock

  11. MCW
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    Curse all M3 cocks who have tainted the Audi name

    Actually I'm not too worried, put my name down for another fast Audi


  12. Baldy is offline Wibble Wobble
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by RamboMC »
    Curse all M3 cocks who have tainted the Audi name

    Actually I'm not too worried, put my name down for another fast Audi
    Same here, RS6 anyone?
    Another insightful post by Baldy!!

    "Life is like a slush puppy, the longer you leave things the more they melt"


  13. MCW
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    And signature changed

    Edit: Mellors you will be stabbed
    Last edited by MCW; 29/06/08 at 20:21 PM.


  14. Baldy is offline Wibble Wobble
      
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    In doing that you have become a cock, you should stick with the rs4 until the cock's move on to a different car, more than likely a merc.
    Another insightful post by Baldy!!

    "Life is like a slush puppy, the longer you leave things the more they melt"


  15. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
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    Uncle still has an M3 so they are still for cocks

    I think Range Rovers or any SUV are more cock's cars that Audi's. Q7 though, totaly different league
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  16. Baldy is offline Wibble Wobble
      
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    I'm scared now, i have a range rover and a Q7, i'm a sure fire cock.
    Another insightful post by Baldy!!

    "Life is like a slush puppy, the longer you leave things the more they melt"


  17. MCW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pherelas »
    Uncle still has an M3 so they are still for cocks

    I think Range Rovers or any SUV are more cock's cars that Audi's. Q7 though, totaly different league
    Oh dear, it's not going well for me tonight

    Apparently RS4's, Range Rovers and Aston's are uncool


  18. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
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    Quote Originally Posted by RamboMC »
    Oh dear, it's not going well for me tonight

    Apparently RS4's, Range Rovers and Aston's are uncool
    Don't think Clarkson would think Range Rovers are un-cool though becouse Green Peace hate them which is a very good point.
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  19. MCW
    MCW is offline MCW
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    Yes! The cockometer has gone down


  20. Baldy is offline Wibble Wobble
      
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    Can't keep it up anymore?
    Another insightful post by Baldy!!

    "Life is like a slush puppy, the longer you leave things the more they melt"



 
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