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  1. RB26DETT is offline Banned
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    I got this over from ComputerForum. Thought I'd share it with you guys.


    Quote Originally Posted by patrickv »
    Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
    Subject: Problems with my new computer
    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
    problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
    2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

    3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

    6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only..

    9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    Regards,

    Banta


    Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS


  2. Nipper is offline \/ The REAL TDUCk \/
     
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    If that's a joke then it's pretty funny, if it's real, then it's hilarious.

    Thanks for sharing +Rep if i can cos it made me lol
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  3. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Sounds like something my mum would write lol

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  4. iBilo is offline ;)
     
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    Rofl this is hilarious.

  5. Nipper is offline \/ The REAL TDUCk \/
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by carmadmike »
    Sounds like something my mum would write lol
    I have half a mind to kill you for that +Rep comment
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  6. Sensei is offline ~PurePwnage~
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    Mildly amusing, still worth a PC+1 and a "Lol".
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  7. Car Freak is offline loves dirt too
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    Funny, but slightly racist to Indians


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  8. Sensei is offline ~PurePwnage~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Car Freak »
    Funny, but slightly racist to Indians
    Always good fun ;]
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  9. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    It just seems like somebody's pathetic attempt to be funny

  10. Sensei is offline ~PurePwnage~
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    It does a little, I doubt Bill Gates even read it. I doubt it was even sent, just typed out > printed > stained with a bit of coffee and posted on a website for the lulz value.
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  11. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    I saw it and thought it was pretty unfunny, but that's just my sense of humour

  12. =TDW=Patrick is offline Hot Hatch
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    "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS"

    whahahahaa this for me is the best ...
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  13. Aquila DK is offline is Tom Kristensen :D
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    ... I just really hope it's fake

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  14. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    Lmao, that's hilarious, +rep.

    EDIT: NOOO, i still can't rep you!! It's always you posting the best stuff!!! xD

  15. ShadowGT is offline I <3 Boobies!
     
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    lame. That is obviously faked.

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  16. RB26DETT is offline Banned
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    numbers 5, 7, and 9 are my fave.

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  17. Who
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    very fake, not very funny
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  18. Fridge Magnet Rabbit is offline Manchester Racer Kid
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    LMAO!!! BRILLIANT!!
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  19. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mortimer »
    LMAO!!! BRILLIANT!!
    Yeah, brilliantly crap

  20. ShadowGT is offline I <3 Boobies!
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors »
    Yeah, brilliantly crap
    hehe nice comeback

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