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  1. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    Exclamation 1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City

    Liberty City is a pretty special place and you can learn alot form it (albeit stuff that's not so useful in real life).
    Here's a few things i've learnt

    1. Some playground furniture has gravity defying effects if you crash into it.
    2. When falling a long way, if you catch a ledge and you'll always survive.
    3. All cars oversteer
    4. You need not removed any item of clothing to be serviced by a strumpet.
    ...

    please add more



  2. Who
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    5. *edited*

    If you have to clever edit or censor it then it's not permitted!
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  3. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    6. Lampposts are made of celery whereas trees are made of concrete.
    7. FlyUS provide a tour service round one of the runways.
    8. Shooting people in court makes great ratings but not a very long show.
    9. Bus stops are only for standing at not for actually catching a bus.
    10. Taxi drivers will wreck their cars for less than $50.

    btw keep it clean!!
    I'm a bit mental.

  4. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    11. You need not remove any item of clothing to be service by a stumpet.
    12. In the bedroom, Nico gets the job done very very quickly.
    13. The best place to store your motorcyle helmet, is in the fuel tank


  5. RB26DETT is offline Banned
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    you mentioned number 11 already. it's your number 4.

  6. Speedtouch is offline I Wish I Was Special.
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    13. No planes take off or land.

    ^ Considering his mistake, I continued from 13.

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  7. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB26DETT »
    you mentioned number 11 already. it's your number 4.
    Actually by you counting its number 5 but:
    Just to clear things up and reduce attempts at humour
    Quote Originally Posted by TimBud
    1000 things you've learnt in Liberty City
    The "you've" is collective, not just reffering to one person. So i never made a mistake. As the first few posters got the idea pretty easy. Therefore we all learn from each others experiences and hence our 'knowledge count' goes up together.


    14. No one in LC wears a seabelt


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    15. All cars can be broken into and started, no matter how modern they are, by smashing the window and hot-wiring them
    16. Pigeons have a red glow above them!
    I'd rather be topless !

  9. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    17. Fast food workers sometimes welcome you with obscene words.
    I'm a bit mental.

  10. YeOldeTDUMan is offline working too much
     
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    18. The weather doesn't effect the quality of the radio!
    I'd rather be topless !

  11. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    19. The signal strength on your phone doesn't effect the quality of calls


  12. MCW
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    20. Crashing into a small barrier at medium speed sends Nico through the front window, crashing into a large bus at very high speed doesn't...


  13. YeOldeTDUMan is offline working too much
     
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    21. Modern cars don't have airbags!
    I'd rather be topless !

  14. MCW
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    22. The Irish dialogue is completley wrong!


  15. ExplosiveGoats is offline Car Aficianado
     
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    You can't blow up planes with a rocket launcher.


  16. MCW
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    The Blista Compact will spin it's wheels in third gear when raining


  17. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Numbers guys and also RH keep it more to the sarcastic wtf kind of things, in this day and age the lack of ability of blowing up planes should be expected.
    I'm a bit mental.

  18. YeOldeTDUMan is offline working too much
     
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    25. (I guess) Women are happy to go out on a date with ONLY an hours notice
    I'd rather be topless !

  19. TimBud is offline brmm
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hybrid_IV »
    25. (I guess) Women are happy to go out on a date with ONLY an hours notice
    LMAO
    26. shooting the hotdog "terrorist" vendor that looks like an Iraqi makes the stand blow up!


  20. MCW
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    27. You can break into a bus by pressing a button lol



 
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