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  1. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    A guy posted this on another forum i go on. I don't know him that well, so i don't know if this is true, but it's funny:

    Quote Originally Posted by -NickS14-
    As a lot of you know, i proposed to my girlfriend 2 weeks ago. I've been with her for just over a year and love her to pieces. But last night, her younger sister called me and said: "Be at our house at 10 tonight". I liked her younger sister, she was really pretty and she always wore short skirts and bent over a lot and flirted around me. Anyway, 20 minutes later and i had just parked up out front my fiancee's parents house. I knocked on the door, she answered, and i went in.

    She said: "I know you're getting married to Kate (my fiancee) soon but i thought i have to tell you now, i've always had feelings for you". She then walked up the stairs, stopped half way and took her underwear off down her skirt and threw them at me, and said: "You can either walk away and never get this chance again, or follow me into my room for the best night of your life", and she then proceeded up the stairs.

    I turned around, opened the front door and walked outside, where my fiancee's father was standing, looking at me and crying. He came up to me and hugged me and said: "You have passed the test. I knew you were a good boy. Welcome to the family".

    The moral of the story: Always leave your condoms in your car!


  2. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    LOL!

    Thats hilarious

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  3. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
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    Omg lol xD


  4. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    Quote Originally Posted by -NickS14-
    Quote Originally Posted by lil_jamie_13
    Lol, that's funny. Did that really happen to you though?
    Yeah mate, but i just thought of the condom bit after it happened. I wouldn't have done it, i love Kate to bits, i would never cheat on her .
    It is real then, but that's not really why he went back outside .

  5. Baltoman is offline Baby Vipah :D
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    OMG LOL, I didnt get it for the first 20 seconds but then I was like... LMAO

  6. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    And then, I LOL'D!

    That's brilliant

  7. RB26DETT is offline Banned
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    hahaha! that is brilliant!

    *opens notepad and takes down notes.*

  8. Who
    Who is offline It's not a tumor.
     
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    it's on an advert

    was watching it the other day on youtube, i'll try and find it
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  9. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    That's where he must have gotten the idea for the last bit.

  10. iBilo is offline ;)
     
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    Rofl! That is funny but a harsh joke.

  11. t.
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    Lol << Genuine. I like it. It may not be yours but +rep for bringing it to my attention. XD

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  12. Who
    Who is offline It's not a tumor.
     
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    I found the ad...

    If the video above doesn't show click here to view it.
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  13. ShadowGT is offline I <3 Boobies!
     
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    XD That was funny as Cheered me up as me & my on again, off again girlfriend of over a year broke up last night..........For good this time

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  14. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    I think I sort of remember that advert... wierd

    Aw, I'm sorry Shadow

  15. Who
    Who is offline It's not a tumor.
     
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    *TDUC group hug for shadow*

    sorry to hear that mate
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  16. ShadowGT is offline I <3 Boobies!
     
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    Thanks guys

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  17. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    So sorry to hear that mate. Just forget all about it, start over.


 

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