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  1. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yahoo News (Reuters)
    KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's *****es after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.


    Reports of so-called ***** snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.


    Rumours of ***** theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.


    Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.


    "You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.


    Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected ***** snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.


    "I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
    "But when you try to tell the victims that their *****es are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.


    Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.


    "It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


    (For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit: http://africa.reuters.com/ )
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    EDIT: Huh, why is that censored?


  2. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
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    Because the word can be used to offend people Even if it is the male anatomy.

    *check source for the word*
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.

  3. HavockJoker is offline PGR4 Master
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    That is sickening, Just reading that first part made me almost puke.




  4. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingSkyline »
    That is sickening, Just reading that first part made me almost puke.
    You have to admit, it's pretty funny though

  5. The Queen is offline <3 Ferrari F50
     
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    Yeah definitly sick. Not something you want

  6. HavockJoker is offline PGR4 Master
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    Quote Originally Posted by randomus_r »
    You have to admit, it's pretty funny though
    Its funny how people believe in black magic, that is it.




  7. Nodz86 is offline ____________
     
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    I've heard loads of wierd stories like that and ones of babies being taken from hospital wards to be sacrificed and stuff. It is really bad but most cults and stuff are.

  8. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
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    o.O I was like.. wtf? When you showed me that xD


  9. The Queen is offline <3 Ferrari F50
     
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    Lol. At Andreaz's reaction! I agree it is pretty funny

  10. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    -[ Andreaz ]- says (17:47):
    o_O
    -[ Andreaz ]- says (17:48):
    WTF?
    -[ randomus_r™ ]- says (17:48):
    ***** snatching XD
    -[ Andreaz ]- says (17:49):
    o_O
    -[ randomus_r™ ]- says (17:50):
    lol
    -[ Andreaz ]- says (17:50):
    Thats just... wierd, worrying
    -[ randomus_r™ ]- says (17:51):
    lol I don't think it'll happen in Sweden :P
    -[ Andreaz ]- says (17:51):
    I don't mean that kind of worrying, I mean it like "whats going on those guys head?"
    Hehe

  11. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
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    You just had to post that, didn't you


  12. Aquila DK is offline is Tom Kristensen :D
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    For OUR pleasure Andreaz ;D

    By the way, it's worrying, both that people claim to do it, and that people believe it!

    "Supercars are designed to mess with G forces, hypercars are designed to mess with G strings." - Jeremy Clarkson
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  13. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
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    That's disgusting, I can't believe it. A damn good thing i'm in the UK.

  14. iBilo is offline ;)
     
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    Lol I found that quite funny.


  15. Baltoman is offline Baby Vipah :D
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    LOL, thats frikin funny and groos at the same time... IM GONA SNATCH YA (beeeeeeep)

  16. eleKtro is offline Contain Your Orgasms
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    Pretty sick read.


    Randy, what did you Google to find this Article

  17. hesonly5 is offline Hungry Hungry Hippos! :D
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMax »
    Randy, what did you Google to find this Article
    Nothing!

    lol, my gf sent it to me, it was off the Yahoo! homepage

  18. Who
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    eeeww

    eeeeeewwwwwwww

    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwiiiie

    *crosses legs*
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  19. ShiZzl3 is offline Banned
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    Just weird...

  20. CarboyZR1 is offline Asian
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    I don't think it's appropiate here. BALDRED!


 
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