Thread: Burgers: How?

View Poll Results: How does one digest one's burger?

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  • With a knife and fork, because I am a civilised respectable member of society.

    1 8.33%
  • With my BARE HANDS, because I am an uncouth, uneducated fiend.

    8 66.67%
  • I don't eat burgers, because I have the personality of a soggy lettuce leaf.

    1 8.33%
  • My name is Millena and I have a weird, unique way of eating food. Deal with it.

    2 16.67%
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  1. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Default Burgers: How?

    I ain't talking 'bout maccies or BK here. So you're havin' a cheeky nandos, you're in your local 'spoons having a cheeky lunch time pint and a burger, you're out with friends for a birthday meal, how would you eat a burger?

    HERE IS A REMINDER OF WHAT A BURGER LOOKS LIKE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW:





    THIS VEGAN CRAP IS NOT A BURGER, I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU EAT THIS:


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  2. TDUFREAK500 is online now Rotary <3
     
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    I just pick it up and eat the damn thing lol

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  3. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    I'm reading this in my Scots tongue and salivating too.
    I'm a bit mental.

  4. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    I don't know which one to vote. I'd vote for hands, but i don't eat it with "bare hands". I use paper and stuff, so my hands don't touch the food, avoiding it to get greasy/dirty.


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    You are still using your hands though

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  6. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    Well, yes, but not bare hands.

  7. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Not quite her bare hands though

    Check da poll.

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  8. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by #Myk2016 »
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    Well played Mike, had a good laugh at that!

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  10. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    Mike is such a fork-head. Seriously.

  11. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Maybe so, but that means I can use my head to eat the burger, not my hands like you uncivilised scoundrels

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  12. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    That reminds me of someone, who once used his head, to knock a melon. As the urban myth goes... they say he walks among us.

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    LIKE A MAN! Who eats a burger with a knife and fork?! 'Spose you eat pizza like that too huh?! Snob!
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  14. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    If i hadn't just closed my laptop i'd be making a pizza thread

    if it is takeaway/fast food then i'd use my hands, anywhere else i'd use cutlery for a pizza yeah why is that a bad thing?

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  15. TIMELESS is offline Moderator
       
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    Because it's like finger food... only for your hands. It's part of the experience! Unless you're eating really awful pizza that's slimy and greasy and falls to pieces when you pick it up you've got no excuse!
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  16. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Nah I disagree, I think it's more the opposite problem, I'm eating very very nice pizza and it's worth ensuring you've got the perfect amount of ingredients on your fork, control you don't get when eating it by slice

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    Quote Originally Posted by #Myk2016 »
    Nah I disagree, I think it's more the opposite problem, I'm eating very very nice pizza and it's worth ensuring you've got the perfect amount of ingredients on your fork, control you don't get when eating it by slice
    You can't figure out what to put in your mouth and what not to put in your mouth?
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  18. Milli is offline An eternal apprentice.
     
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    Pizza i eat with that fancy thing Mike said aswell. Cutlery

  19. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    I use three fingers to eat pizza myself. (remember kids, all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs)
    I'm a bit mental.

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    Usually bare hands. (Tries to imagine Mike bringing his own knife and fork to McDonalds Nandos)

    I have used K+F on burgers that are taller than my mouth is capable of opening, and/or depending on whose company I'm keeping.
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