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  1. Ozzmcom is offline BBW-ingame
     
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    Default Time for an important thread

    We haven't had these in a while, I'm sure ryzza would come up with a poll version soon as well.
    so you may not know I'm gonna be moving to sydney in a month or so.
    I have some important questions to fellow aussies in tduck forums.

    lets get the elephant in the room out of the way

    Do you have difficulty sleeping upside down?

    How many spiders on average do you eat on a daily basis?

    Are bogans really venomous?

    What happens when you cook shrimps in a pan instead of bbq?

    and finally,
    Do I have to eat kangaroo steak with vegemite while drinking fosters out of snake skin in a ceremonial manner to be accepted?


  2. Rassva is offline Lannister
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    Are you going to work on a kangaroo plantation?

  3. TIMELESS is offline Moderator
       
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    Not Aussie but son of an expat (don't remember my mum's name being pat, mind you).

    My mum tells me venomous bogans are easily killed with vehicular motors, the larger the better.

    I'm not sure if eating Aussie animals and drinking beer more common in the UK is the best way to fit in, Ozz

    Bring me back a wallaby?
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  4. The Compensator is offline Future heel&toe historian
     
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    This was posted on a BMW forum; owner found this awful thing in his M3:



    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    Why would you want to move to such a place?

  5. Ozzmcom is offline BBW-ingame
     
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  6. TIMELESS is offline Moderator
       
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIZZY OWL »
    This was posted on a BMW forum; owner found this awful thing in his M3:

    http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/att...1&d=1446442978

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    Why would you want to move to such a place?
    Optional extras in Australia aren't what we're used to here in Europe.
    #LETSMAKETDUCKGREATAGAIN

    Naturally Hans is wet, he’s standing under a waterfall.

  7. The Compensator is offline Future heel&toe historian
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzmcom »


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    lets get the elephant in the room out of the way
    Elephants are only found in zoos here

    Do you have difficulty sleeping upside down?
    Yes, that why I sleep horizontally like most normal people

    How many spiders on average do you eat on a daily basis?
    Large spiders are rarer than vegemite sandwiches in my world.

    Are bogans really venomous?
    You might just get along with them really well.

    What happens when you cook shrimps in a pan instead of bbq?
    You have an extra pan to wash.

    and finally,
    Do I have to eat kangaroo steak with vegemite while drinking fosters out of snake skin in a ceremonial manner to be accepted?
    I thought you were moving to Sydney, not the outback.

  9. TDUFREAK500 is online now Rotary <3
     
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    Nah, you need to drink a can of vb out of a shoe though from what I can tell

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  10. The Compensator is offline Future heel&toe historian
     
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    Are Aussie/NZ girls hot?

  11. TIMELESS is offline Moderator
       
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    Quote Originally Posted by DIZZY OWL »
    Are Aussie/NZ girls hot?
    Did you know you're closer to France than Australia is to New Zealand?
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    It's been good knowing you Ozz, I have thoroughly enjoyed playing xbox with you. I'm saying this because I'm not sure that you know all Aussies turn into huge spiders after 6pm.


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    If you don't habitually keep the lid down, now would be a good time to start.

  14. Ozzmcom is offline BBW-ingame
     
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    well good for me I pee sitting down oh wait....
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  15. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Softie »
    Did you know you're closer to France than Australia is to New Zealand?
    But they all smell like cheese.

  16. TDUFREAK500 is online now Rotary <3
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camel »
    But they all smell like cheese.
    Nothing wrong with cheese mate, gotta love a good cheese!

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  17. Ozzmcom is offline BBW-ingame
     
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    hello all, I haven't been on for a while that's because I was wrestling with these :

    But all good here

  18. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Did you drop a huge concrete block on its friend too?
    I'm a bit mental.

  19. Ozzmcom is offline BBW-ingame
     
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    welp that's it for my down under adventure, I'm leaving for probably good by the end of this month. Main reason being the quality of internet and price of alcohol in all seriousness now how does anyone even live in sydney anyway, it has been a good run. I'll be in melbourne for the last week so ryzza if you wanna grab some bevs hit me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozzmcom »
    welp that's it for my down under adventure, I'm leaving for probably good by the end of this month. Main reason being the quality of internet and price of alcohol in all seriousness now how does anyone even live in sydney anyway, it has been a good run. I'll be in melbourne for the last week so ryzza if you wanna grab some bevs hit me up.
    That bad? I think I'll give Australia a miss for a while.
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    Naturally Hans is wet, he’s standing under a waterfall.


 
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