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  1. RB26DETT is offline Banned
    Location: Manila, Philippines
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    Default how to get rid of annoying people next to you on a plane

    if the admin and the mods feel that this is inappropriate, by all means you can delete this thread. i found it funny.

    1. remove your laptop from the case
    2. power on
    3. make sure annoying seatmate has a clear view of your screen
    4. tilt your head back and close your eyes and move your lips like you are praying.

    5. click this link
    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf


  2. CarboyZR1 is offline Asian
    Location: USA! USA! USA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB26DETT »
    if the admin and the mods feel that this is inappropriate, by all means you can delete this thread. i found it funny.

    1. remove your laptop from the case
    2. power on
    3. make sure annoying seatmate has a clear view of your screen
    4. tilt your head back and close your eyes and move your lips like you are praying.

    5. click this link
    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
    ROFL, the authorities would kill you!

  3. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    Quote Originally Posted by RB26DETT »
    if the admin and the mods feel that this is inappropriate, by all means you can delete this thread. i found it funny.

    1. remove your laptop from the case
    2. power on
    3. make sure annoying seatmate has a clear view of your screen
    4. tilt your head back and close your eyes and move your lips like you are praying.

    5. click this link
    http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
    Thats great but your not supposed to use your laptop on a plane though are you?

  4. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
    Location: Norfolk, UK
    Posts: 6,310

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    You can use your laptop on a flight after the seatbelt signs go out, the same applies to any electrical equipment NOT emiting radio waves, or the captain says you can. These are general rules for 99% of flights, but each flight may change, so don't quote me to the captain
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.

  5. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
    Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
    Posts: 3,278

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    Haha you would be arrested rather quickly, the person would crap themselfs lol, I know I would.
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  6. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
    Location: Jönköping, Sweden
    Posts: 7,385

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    Me too :P If you could actually use laptop on plane :P


  7. CarboyZR1 is offline Asian
    Location: USA! USA! USA!
    Posts: 1,902

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreaz1 »
    Me too :P If you could actually use laptop on plane :P
    You can lol

  8. Mb
    Mb is offline The Photographer
    Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
    Posts: 8,136

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    If you allow this site offline, it will save itself, no internet needed then

    It doesn't matter how much horsepower your car has, it's about the smile on your face when you drive it.

  9. eleKtro is offline Contain Your Orgasms
    Location: Made in China
    Posts: 2,743

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    I would be clever enough to notice the noob using the lap top is using a firefox add on to know it is fake

  10. ShadowGT is offline I <3 Boobies!
     
    Location: Melbourne, Australia
    Posts: 3,198

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    HAHAHA this topic made my day lol

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  11. DriftNismo is offline 87 Civic GT
    Location: London, UK
    Posts: 1,643

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    ROFLMAO that's brilliant. I've only had to get rid of someone annoying sitting next to me though and i did that by signing quite loudly to a Westlife song they had on the plane radio thing .

  12. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
    Posts: 11,510

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    Quote Originally Posted by DriftNismo »
    ROFLMAO that's brilliant. I've only had to get rid of someone annoying sitting next to me though and i did that by signing quite loudly to a Westlife song they had on the plane radio thing .
    LOL, I think that i'll try that out

  13. viper plus vette is offline Rusted Banger
    Location: Texas
    Posts: 95

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    thats wrong but hilarious! Until the guy screams and everyone looks at you, wondering whats going on and sees that on your laptop. then, your royally f******

  14. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
    Location: England
    Posts: 7,870

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    LOL, you should pause it on 1 and see im crap himself

    That is brilliant!

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