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  1. hassan1995 is offline ( •_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)
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    How ironic that this is talking about bins when i planted my self into one due to me not looking where i was going....

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    Someone on the radio had their bin stolen the other week - they found it a few days later, stole it back, then painted all over it words to the effect: "DO NOT STEAL THIS BIN"....


    I wonder if it's been stolen again yet

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  4. MrLolololXD is offline Resident Supra Owner
      
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    Where are the bins?!? Son, I am disappoint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrHarley »
    Where are the bins?!? Son, I am disappoint.
    i'm sorry, dad.

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    meh, this thread'll do


    Bush Internet Terminology - a little bit of Aussie culcha


    LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter

    LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.

    MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.

    DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute.

    HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.

    KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys.

    WINDOWS: What you shut when the weather's cold. “ If you still have any ! ! !”.

    SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season..

    BYTE: What mozzies do

    MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.

    CHIP: A pub snack.

    MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.

    MODEM: What you did to the lawns.

    LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.

    SOFTWARE: Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.

    HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.

    MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.

    MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.

    WEB: What spiders make.

    WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.

    SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the ute won't go.

    CURSOR: What you say when the ute won't go.

    YAHOO: What you say when the ute does go.

    UPGRADE: A steep hill.

    SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

    MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.

    USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.

    NETWORK:What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.

    INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.

    NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.

    ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.

    OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

  7. The Compensator is offline Future heel&toe historian
     
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    I have a strong feeling my father washed our car when I was sleeping in the afternoon. I'm too scared to go the garage.

  8. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
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    His way of making sure you stop taking afternoon naps.


  9. ScureHD is offline Burnt-out Shell
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    Bin is awesome. I CAN GET 20 POSTS.

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  11. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Haha that was cool how he was he messing with the bin men and taking it into the shops, I didn't like him almost driving it into people though and the women at the end was like 'damn machines'.
    I'm a bit mental.

  12. Camel is offline Legendary Classic
      
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    That video just nearly killed me from laughing/coughing. On The Road Again started playing just as the bin started moving itself down the road.

    Brilliant. You should look at some of the other mental things he's done. I vaguely remember 100mph mobility scooters.

  13. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Bins got emptied Tuesday. Was the grey bins turn this time. Blue is filling up nicely with the recyclable goods though for their turn next Tuesday.
    I'm a bit mental.

  14. TIMELESS is offline Moderator
       
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diablo »
    Bins got emptied Tuesday. Was the grey bins turn this time. Blue is filling up nicely with the recyclable goods though for their turn next Tuesday.
    Grey? Blue?! What is this madness going on Scotland?!
    #LETSMAKETDUCKGREATAGAIN

    Naturally Hans is wet, he’s standing under a waterfall.

  15. Andreas¹ is offline Crazy Duck
     
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    Well duh


  16. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Blue I get but how do you explain the grey with the flag? And no they didn't start off as white.
    I'm a bit mental.

  17. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    Colour is just a social construct Diablo, don't be so narrow minded, truly open your eyes and see the world and that flag for what it is, whatever you want it to be.

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  18. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    Damn you Social Bin Warriors. Everything has to be everything and anything and never just something, you can't just let it be what it is supposed to be: rubbish.
    I'm a bit mental.

  19. Microphone is offline #Myk2016
       
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    To combat this problem, I think we should build a wall around the Green Room, and make the rest of the members pay for it. Let's make turboduck great again! #Myk2016

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  20. Diablo is offline I'm Delicious!
     
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    I have no problem with the members, I'd even let some of them work for me.
    I'm a bit mental.


 

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