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  1. khevolution is offline Most likely To Hit a Tree
     
    Location: Brighton, UK
    Posts: 1,030

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    Default expensive centipede (joke)

    bloke see's an advert in a pet shop. talkin centipede 5000. he buys it takes it home in a small box
    and after about 30mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go to the pub,the centipede doesn't
    answer, raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply. gettin angry'er thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says "i heard you the first time,i was getting my shoes on .


  2. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
    Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
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    ummmm...
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    . . . . . . Why is it always a wrong number, what if there in the wrong house? . . . . . . .

  3. eleKtro is offline Contain Your Orgasms
    Location: Made in China
    Posts: 2,743

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    Nice nursery joke

    Joking, made me laugh.

  4. Nodz86 is offline ____________
     
    Location: Essex, England
    Posts: 3,209

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    That was poor, lol.

  5. Who
    Who is offline It's not a tumor.
     
    Location: Lincolnshire, UK
    Posts: 3,218

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    cheap! joo deserve a slap!
    Formerly Crazed Dodgem/Lwsbrck

    I'm not dead!

  6. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
     
    Location: Norfolk, UK
    Posts: 6,310

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    haha the second funiest thing i heard all day After my geog trip (but that a long story haha)

    +rep cos im nice

    e: but guess what, i need to spread.
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.


 

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