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  1. khevolution is offline Most likely To Hit a Tree
    Location: Brighton, UK
    Posts: 1,030


    Default expensive centipede (joke)

    bloke see's an advert in a pet shop. talkin centipede 5000. he buys it takes it home in a small box
    and after about 30mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go to the pub,the centipede doesn't
    answer, raising his voice he repeats the question, still no reply. gettin angry'er thinking he's been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says "i heard you the first time,i was getting my shoes on .

  2. Pherelas is offline I'm Going Slightly mad
    Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
    Posts: 3,278



    . . . . . . Why is it always a wrong number, what if there in the wrong house? . . . . . . .

  3. eleKtro is offline Contain Your Orgasms
    Location: Made in China
    Posts: 2,743



    Nice nursery joke

    Joking, made me laugh.

  4. Nodz86 is offline ____________
    Location: Essex, England
    Posts: 3,209



    That was poor, lol.

  5. Who
    Who is offline It's not a tumor.
    Location: Lincolnshire, UK
    Posts: 3,223



    cheap! joo deserve a slap!
    Formerly Crazed Dodgem/Lwsbrck

    I'm not dead!

  6. Iced_Bullet is offline Cheese=Milk's Death Route
    Location: Norfolk, UK
    Posts: 6,310



    haha the second funiest thing i heard all day After my geog trip (but that a long story haha)

    +rep cos im nice

    e: but guess what, i need to spread.
    Life is good. Simples. Cccchhhhh.


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